For you fellow Red Sox fans out there news of Jed Lowrie's potentially season-ending injury is probably bumming you out (although he could be hitting better.) Well here's a special two guys on bikes top ten list to lift your spirits, courtesy in large part to our Saturday ride. Enjoy...
With at least 15 days off, Jed Lowrie might be wondering how to fill his free time. I have some suggestions..
10) Eat some deer-meat-chili with a religious biker (motorcycle) dude
9) Spend hours at McDonald's refilling his 1 dollar any size drink
8) Have his bat annointed with holy oil, once again by biker dude
7) Drive up and down Hwy 70 trying to count the hills
6) Try to figure out if Toto had any other songs besides "Africa" and "Roseanna"
5) Figure out where that smell is coming from
4) Watch "Paul Blart Mall Cop" over and over trying to spot the two funny parts
3) Let pitcher Josh Beckett practice hitting beer cans off his head
2) Pitch his tent and sleep behind a K-Mart, with a permission slip from friendly Manager Tanya
1) Sit at the China Buffet for hours listening to a random selection of Britney, Avril Lavine, and unheard of 80s love songs (the sesame chicken is worth it)
Hope y'all have a great Sunday!
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Hi Joe, this is Brian's uncle Jerry. Sounds like your a Yankee fan :(
ReplyDeleteJust remember the score of last Saturday's Indians - Yanks game... I believe it was something like 22-4. lol in the new Yankee stadium.
As a rabid Red Sox fan, you'll be heartened by the fact that I picked Lowrie for my sleeper shortstop for my private fantasy league. alas, I had to dump him for the only free agent shortstop available in our league, which was David Eckstein of the Padres. No problem though, he's producing more points than most of the great shortstops. I'll grab Lugo though when he gets off the DL.
You guys have a great ride to the coast !!
I just finished reading your blog I knocked over the remote. The battery cover pops off and out falls a blue post-it :) I love you Brian!
ReplyDeleteI love Britney, Avril, and Sesame Chicken. Where is this heaven?
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